Britney Spears Tears Up – Pronounced Dead on Twitter

July 1st, 2009 Britney Spears

As some of you remember I said yesterday how there were more important things going on in the life’s of celebrities besides the release of the photos of Sarah Jessica Parker’s surrogate twins. Well, this is one of them. I hear (heard) Britney Spears along with a couple other celebrities were hacked on Twitter. Come to find out, it’s true!!

Britney Spears herself has spoken out saying that she is fine and in perfect health after being pronounced dead on her Twitter page the other day. As I said Britney wasn’t the only one. It turns out that Ellen DeGeneres, Miley Cyrus and P Diddy where all said to have died also.

Come to find out it’s all a hoax, and thank god. As I don’t really know if anyone including myself can take another celebrity star dying right now. I mean with Micheal Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, Billy Mays, Ed Mcmahon, and that is just naming the ones people are paying attention to, there has actually been many more celebrity deaths as of late.

So Britney Spears herself has spent the past couple days crying and tearing up all the time. Every time Spears thinks about Twitter, which is about every 2.4 seconds like the rest of the world.

And it’s not like the pop star isn’t dealing with enough. I mean with her comeback and all. Her relationship with her new man, and the handling of her two brats, or is it three now?! We all know the star carries around her cell phone where ever she goes.

Could you imagine when Britney Spears logged on to her Twitter account and noticed she was dead. I wonder if she had to feel her breasts and pinch her nipples to tell if she was alive. It’s not everyday you get pronounced dead on your own page making it look like you are the one who typed it. That should of been the first clue to everyone who jumped on the bandwagon, went into a deep depression, and found themselves at the edge of a bridge because their beloved Britney Spears had passed.

Well, the world is full of idiots… But damn. The bitch can’t type she’s dead if she is dead. Get a clue, get a life, and stop all the bullshit. We’ve had enough death in the past weeks & don’t need this crap right now. Thanks!

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