So assuming you have (not) heard the latest, Katie Homes “Thinks She Can Dance”, but in reality “Can’t Dance“. With her ailing husband Tom Cruise feeling the pain as she drags him out everywhere (in the woods) and begs him to dance with her, so she is sure to be ready for the 100th episode airing on July 23rd. (That’s “So You Think You Can Dance“, for those of you who’ve never heard of it…)
Katie Holmes laughed with a scary almost possessed overtone as she told MTV, “I can sing… hehe.. dance too.. smile-smile..” Then out of nowhere almost yelled, “So, don’t fuck with me about it…” Damn, I must say, Tom must be pushing Katie Holmes‘ buttons about the idea as he finds his way to the hospital for a new pair of crutches and an ankle wrap.
The star reportedly said that she was not responsible for her “War of the Worlds” and Scientology mad-man Husband, Tom Cruise. Or anything that happens to him. Even being that Katie clearly kicked Tom in the ankle after he told her, “You can’t Dance, stop trying so hard to be something you are not…”
Seems that the only thing left for the couple to do now is work on patching things up and getting Tom a bag of ice for that swollen ankle, as this man has movies to make and doesn’t need his failing wife to be beating up on him as she attempts to prove to the world “She can Dance“.. and sing.. (whatever).. But the truth of the matter is Katie Holmes needs to get back on the path of making movies and showing her boobies!
There really isn’t much more to say as we try to get Katie Holmes to “face the music”, get her to face the fact that she is lucky to even be considered a star as she slides down the ranks of celebrity popularity… So Katie, get up off the dance floor, get back into Studio B, and dry up already about this, and for god sakes, Tell Tom you are sorry for dragging him out to the woods, breaking his ankle, and then leaving him to take off his sweaty socks and cry alone!!
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