I’m Not Drunk – I’m Just Paris Hilton – Nipple Slip

January 4th, 2010 Paris Hilton

Here piggy, piggy, piggy! The word is out! Paris Hilton sleeps with her pig, even after she goes out partying all night long sliding back jello shots and tall long island ice teas. It’s true and known that “Simple Life” star has a drinking problem. And Paris Hilton proves it all by going out late without a bra and accidentally showing her nipple. I always though she’d have her nipples pierced, go figure!

So as our famous for being famous star Paris Hilton continues on we can only wish her luck. We can only hope for the best, hope that she will show her nipples a little more often this year, and toss back a couple more shots of lemonade vodka to cheer her nights along with her nipples out.

We can only hope that our beloved Paris Hilton will keep smearing that eye-liner and almost seemingly pulling down her black skirt top showing us her nipple. As she smiles we can only wonder, was this Paris Hilton nipple slip truly an accident?!

According to rumors Paris‘ drinking has increased to an almost alcoholic nature, the word is she is stuffing the back of the toliets in her crib with flasks and bottles of liqour. Of course one can only wonder if this is true as Paris Hilton seems to not have a problem with everyone knowing she is a raging alcoholic with an “attention” disorder, which by the way, I enjoy.

She’s drunk, she should of played the lead role in “The Hangover”, that would have been a perfect fit for our dear Paris. Our beloved Hilton who can’t seem to keep her nipples out of the spotlight. It’s a rare, and it’s Hot. It’s not everyday we get to see Paris Hiltons’ nipples, usually she’s showing off her snatch as she gets out of the back of a limo.

We’ll it’s hard not to pick on our lovely Paris Hilton, as she makes it so hard not to do so. I must say, she can go around any day or night of the week trashed off her ass with her nipples popping out of her skirt all she wants. That would be great, maybe then she would take over the world. Be on the cover of every magazine at the same time.

See the nipple, fall in love with the nipple, lick the nipple!! This is the nipple of Paris Hilton, our most famous blonde celebrity that we all love to see in her sex tape. That we all love to see going around late-night in Hollywood flashing everyone in sight as she screams, “I’m Paris Hilton, bitch”. So we look forward to the next Paris night out on the town. I sure as hell know I am. The most popular paparazzi star of them all, Paris Hilton, showing her nipples as she smiles unknowing that her nipple slipped out of her black skirt dress top! See the nipple! Love the Paris nipple!