Apparently I missed something, when exactly did Denise Richards start planting trees and giving advice on how to make your kids lunches?! I’m confused, is this not the same girl who was involved with Charlie Sheen, the raging sexoholic who has recently entered therapy?! When exactly did this transformation from celebrity pornstar to environmentalist mom take place?!

The latest news is Denise Richards confirmed Charlie Sheen’s porn obsession, which with what I’m trying to figure out, makes perfect since that she would state, “There always was a swing in the bedroom, but I never went for a swing”. That’s like Bill Clinton saying he didn’t inhale after smoking pot. Come on Denise, admit it, you’re just as much into porn as Charlie and you’re twittering your fingers hoping that nothing with your naked ass shows up! I’m I right, does it really matter?! Haha

So it’s no shock the paparazzi are following her around like a hound dog on a fresh scent. Like today, out and about in a skin tight black spandex outfit with her big ole’ Denise Richards boobies flopping around. Damn, one thing is for sure. This superstar appears to be getting hotter every singer day, and seems to be willing to show it a little more these days too.

Denise Richards planting a tree, I would show up, but only if she wasn’t wearing a bra and had skin tight pants on, and of course didn’t bother to put on panties either, afraid of the panty line being seen of course. Many of you out there I’m sure would give most anything to get a glimpse of Denise Richards, maybe “plant your tree” in her. ;) Why, yes, in deed!!

I could continue to babble on about this, that, and all that jazz. But  maybe it’s time to start wrapping this up. At first there was a point to making this post, but I slowly lost it from the first sentence, which is pretty understandable I think, considering Denise Richards has absolutely nothing going on with her career right now besides planting trees, telling parents how to bag a sack lunch, and Charlie Sheens’ everyday addictions. Addictions that come as a real big surprise to us all. Hell, I should have made this about Charlie, at least he’s getting his tree planted.

So in conclusion, see more of your famed “Wild Thing” Denise Richards as she sucks the paparazzi in a parking lot wearing a black spandex workout outfit that is skin tight. Man O Man, do I ever wish her tits would just pop right out of her shirt top!! :)

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